• i walk here and i walk there
    mad hatter goes everywhere

    wheres alice i might ask
    shes late for tea and its quite a smash
    and i made her a pretty sash

    Oh no the queen of hearts asked me to plea
    for my life and the teas
    i told her no i would not die
    for alice was waiting for me
    running i saw a cliff and jumped
    plummet plummet im so pumped
    crashing into the ground was so abrupt

    Now i sing a song about bumble bees
    and think about pleas
    then i cry out in despair
    my escape of the queen was at a great cost
    the TEA crying
    Oh here is alice and i say
    "please kill me! i jumped off a cliff and left the TEA alice!"
    as i waited for the blow that would kill me alice said
    " silly mad hatter, we can make more!!"
    "really?"
    "NO!"
    "what?"
    "just kidding"
    and they left to go and have tea
    the end