• > You drink bong water.
    You take a drink of the bong water, and for a moment it tastes strongly of oxycodone. The sensation of the bong water is too strong, you can't handle it.

    > You pour bong water on your eyes.
    You pour the bong water over your eyes, and for a moment everything goes dark. You can't see what is there, but you feel confident that you are in the presence of a disembodied force.

    > You roll around in the snow.
    You roll around in the snow for a little bit, and then you feel a strange energy rush through your mind.

    > You do a mind blast.
    You do a mind blast. You feel your eyes begin to hurt, and you know that the bong water has been highly addictive.
    You now feel as if you are enacting some sort of divine justice.

    > You get holy sword.
    You pull a slip of paper from the drawer. The slip of paper reads "Holy sword: Wind, water, fire, earth, and air", followed by a numeric code.

    > You use wind water fire earth and air to make holy sword.
    You use wind, water, fire, earth, and air to make the holy sword. For a moment, you feel some sort of strange sensation coming from your brain.

    > You take the sword out of your brain.
    You pull the sword out of your brain. The blade on the sword is covered in a kind of blue liquid. You touch it, and the liquid burns your finger.

    > You drink blue liquid.
    You drink the blue liquid from the blade of the holy sword. The effect is immediate and profound. It makes you feel a lot more powerful.
    You now feel as if your mind is expanding in all sorts of new and exciting directions. You feel as if you are almost becoming a different person.

    > You take your bong and fly away.
    You take your bong and fly away. You fly through the window, and you fly far away. You fly through trees, and some structures that look like houses.

    > You shoot blue laser from your eyes at the houses.
    You shoot the blue laser from your eyes at the houses. The beam of blue light hits the houses and causes them to burn down. You scream with excitement, wi ...
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